Pellinore and the Beast: a Broadside Ballad
(To the tune of ‘Barbara Allen’)
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In Camlann town where I was born
There was a beast of iron
Three hundred years remained uncaught
But not for want of trying
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Deep in the night it clanked and roared
It tore our town asunder
Of metal sheets, of bricks and stone
All building blocks did plunder
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A price, a price, upon its head
A living wage forever
For any knight to strike it dead
Upon this grand endeavour
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Go ready me my wheels of speed
My bandoliers and rifle
That I may ride to seek my prize
For all that’s just and rightful
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For two score years I tracked it down
I would not be outwitted
Though many times my spirit broke
My quest could not be quitted
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It was the merry month of May
I found its wondrous dwelling
A bower of brick and burnished steel
Formed from our own town’s felling
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The beast of iron, in times gone by
Created all things useful
It could not cease when the stores ran dry
Its beauty yet was truthful
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And though I tried with all my might
I’d not the heart to kill it
For few can take a dying world
And still with beauty fill it.