The Recruiter’s Song

Grab yourself a laser, lad, and serve your queen
With a smile, smile, smile
Light ’em with your lucifer and burn ’em clean
Smile boys, that’s the style
Come on a grand adventure
Against a foe most vile
So, grab yourself a laser, lad, and serve your queen
With a smile smile smile

*Jovial Whistling*

“Come on lads, sign up!
The Moon’s not that far away and we’ll be home by Christmas.
Lenny won’t know what hit him!
Let’s give the kaiser a damn good thrashing.
So join the starborne infantry and serve your country.”