What shall we do with a drunk space-pirate?

What shall we do with a drunk space-pirate?
What shall we do with a drunk space-pirate?
What shall we do with a drunk space-pirate?
Distant stars awaiting

CHORUS
Way-hey the wormhole beckons
Way-hey the wormhole beckons
Way-hey the wormhole beckons
Distant stars awaiting

Throw ’em in the airlock ’til their sober
Throw ’em in the airlock ’til their sober
Throw ’em in the airlock ’til their sober
Distant stars awaiting

CHORUS

Shove ’em in the brig with a slavering moon-beast
Shove ’em in the brig with a slavering moon-beast
Shove ’em in the brig with a slavering moon-beast
Distant stars awaiting

CHORUS

Strap ’em to the rear hull in a spacesuit
Strap ’em to the rear hull in a spacesuit
Strap ’em to the rear hull in a spacesuit
Distant stars awaiting

CHORUS

Twenty kisses of the vibrolash
Twenty kisses of the vibrolash
Twenty kisses of the vibrolash
Distant stars awaiting

CHORUS

Shave their belly with a rusty razor
Shave their belly with a rusty razor
Shave their belly with a rusty razor
Distant stars awaiting

CHORUS

THAT’S what we’ll do with a drunk space-pirate!
THAT’S what we’ll do with a drunk space-pirate!
THAT’S what we’ll do with a drunk space-pirate!
Distant stars awaiting