The Mechanisms

Storytelling Musical Cabaret

Category: Gig

Broadcast #1

by The Mechanisms

TRANSMISSION // 032::3834K::00003 // AURORA

Aurora’s Broadcast #1 – The Mechanisms update [01.2013 Terran]

Greetings, stowaways!

If you’d like to receive this update directly, please email us at andthemechanisms@gmail.com and we’ll put you on the list. Probably the mailing list. Probably not Jonny’s hit list, but they have been confused in the past – you have been warned.

Anyway, news:

New “Once Upon a Time [in Space]” Fiction

We’ve got a grand total of seven new stories up on our website, spanning right up to the end of the story cycle (and a little bit beyond). You can access them from our Fiction page.

By Any Other Name – A collection of surviving artifacts documenting the Briar incident.
True Love – A report by Colonel Belle into the capture and deprogramming of Adam Bete AKA “The Beast”.
In the Army – Wherein an old Rose Red tells of their encounter with a singular individual.
This Little Piggy – A glimpse at Gepetto’s workshop, and how Little Pigs are made.
What Big Eyes – Concerning the agency working to apprehend the Red Hood.
One Thousand and Two – An account of Scheharezade’s life on the eve of her death.
Ever After – A short epilogue which allows that maybe there is a single happy ending to be had (sort of).

With this batch, we’re calling an effective end to official Once Upon a Time fiction. While there may be additional pieces posted up every now and again, the story is, for the most part, complete. We are now going to be focusing mainly on our next story cycle/set (see below).

Ulysses Dies at Dawn

We are currently in the latter stages of writing and rehearsing our next set. It is called “Ulysses Dies at Dawn” and will be debuted at our February gig (see below). It tells of the last days of Ulysses, a broken down old gumshoe in the hands of four sinister Suits: Heracles, Orpheus, Oedipus and Ariadne. Secrets, lies, immortality and the all-consuming embrace of the City. More information and the Indiegogo for the CD will be forthcoming next month, so keep you eyes and ears open for more.

Apocrypha Audio Readings

We’ve started to do some recordings of some of the fiction we’ve already got up on the site. We’re calling it Apocrypha, and the first two can be found on Youtube as of now.

Mirror, Mirror – The post-escape awakening of Snow, and the birth of General White
A Rebel Yell – An intercepted transmission from Outpost Rapunzal, hosted by Tommy Thumb himself.

We’re planning to do all the fiction this way eventually, and will be putting them up as and when they get done.

February Gig

No gigs in January, alas, but those of you around Oxford on Feb 9th (Greenwich Mean Time, Terran Standard Date) might find it worthwhile to drag your carcasses along to The Cellar in Oxford, where we shall be debuting the first incarnation of our next story arc “Ulysses Dies at Dawn”. It’ll still be a work in progress and rough around a few edges, but it should be worth hearing. We will be playing with another band, Pocketwatch (http://pocketwatchtheband.com/), a lovely steampunk banjo/guitar/cello trio, and hopefully a (yet to be announced) third band. Doors will open at 19:00, bands to start around 19:30. Admission will be £5. We hope to see everyone there.

Misc

We’ve cleaned up the Lyrics page on our website, every song of ours that has been performed should now have lyrics up and the spoken sections of Once Upon a Time have also been added.

Those of you still waiting for books from the OUaTiS Indiegogo are in luck, as they should be bound within the next few days. Apologies for the delay, we wanted to get all the apocrypha included. We hope you shall not be disappointed.

Well, that’s it for the inaugaral broadcast, look out for our next one in about a month, and until then, keep flying.

Love, hate and all points in between from,

THE MECHANISMS

The Mechanisms Get Stranded In Edinburgh

by The Mechanisms

After an overly lengthy series of orbital manoeuvres, and some new and exciting technical difficulties, the Aurora finally landed in Edinburgh mostly intact. And so the Mechanisms are performing at the Edinburgh Fringe this August, every night at 5.30 at WhyNot? (Venue 327 on George Street).

(Every night except Tuesdays. We’re still operating on Alpha Centauri’s six-day-week and couldn’t persuade the Toy Soldier that there are extra days on this planet. They just switch off for 24 hours to keep the time right.)

If you’re new here and want to know more, check out the various wonders upon this site. You can find our new album on Bandcamp (the music tab above) where you can download it for a minimal sum, or buy a CD for a little more. There’s other music there as well for your aural delight. If you’d like to keep tabs on us – so you know when we’re likely to be in town, in case you want to see us again or run for the hills – “liking” our Facebook page is the best place to start.

That is all. Don’t worry about switching out the light when you leave. Aurora will see to it.

The Brunswick, Brighton, 18.07.2012

by The Mechanisms

The crew of the Aurora will once again be joining in the mysterious rituals of The Cutlery Drawer upon the eighteenth day of the month of July of this Earth year, alongside their old friends (for want of a better word), the smashing feminist burlesque troupe Lashings of Ginger Beer and that dashing rogue CN Lester. If you’re in the vicinity, do drop by – I do believe nobody died last time. Some of us even had fun.

WhyNot?, The Edinburgh Fringe, 04.08.2012-25.08.2012

by The Mechanisms

The Mechanisms are simply delighted to announce that they shall be gracing your tiny planet with their presence for a full month of music this August! Yes, the horrific rumours are true: at 5.30 every day except Tuesdays, between the 4th and 25th days of August, at WhyNot? (Venue no. 327), The Mechanisms will be presenting their infamous tale, Once Upon A Time (in Space)! In association with the PBH Free Fringe (“free” being the operative word for those of you who, like us, prefer to keep a tight fist on all your stolen booty).

It would make us most happy if you were able to join us. And it is always wise to try and make Jonny D’Ville as happy as possible. As well you know.

Further information can be found here.

Wadstock, Oxford, 28.04.2012

by nastyarasputina

The long-awaited next landing of the Aurora has finally been calculated! Yes, after a lengthy series of unfortunate events (including solar flares and communications failures) she will be landing at WADHAM COLLEGE OXFORD next SATURDAY to join in the quaint tradition of WADSTOCK. The crew sincerely hopes you can join them there, where they’ll begin playing a lively set at just after EIGHT post meridian British Summer Time. Although they encourage you to turn up earlier to make the most of your money and see all the other action on offer…

(space)Port Mahon, Oxford, 18.11.2011

by nastyarasputina

Once a year, the inhabitants of the lonely outpost of Spaceport Mahon, floating near-derelict in the Clement Asteroid Belt, tremble in anticipation: that notorious vessel AURORA and her band of troublesome MECHANISMS are approaching once again. Is this the time when they will finally destroy Spaceport Mahon in a blaze of anarchic fury? Or have they managed to calm Gunpowder Tim’s tendencies to arson? Only the brave, foolish, or those interested in dieselpunk cabaret spacefolk musical storytelling should dare to find out.

Featuring Support and a New and Exciting Story for your Horror and Delectation.

Kind Enough to Lend their Stylish Hats

by nastyarasputina

A generous review from the Cutlery Drawer, in and amongst discussion of the first outings of a worthy cause.  We got our stylish hats back in the end.  Lesson: next time we’re generous, tie string to the things we have been generous with, and hold on to the end.

Folly Bridge Inn, Oxford, 17.09.2011

by The Mechanisms

WARNING.  COMPLETE FUEL CELL DEPLETION IMMINENT.  ADVISE IMMEDIATE REFUELLING. WARNING.

Jonny threw his hands up in despair.  “I don’t care what you say, Nastya, this ship is deliberately trying to drive me fucking crazy.”

Nastya’s eyes darkened.  Ashes stepped in before she could drive Jonny into drawing his pistol.  Again.  Or worse, turning to the also depleting whisky.  “At least she’s telling us before we actually run out,” she said.  “Now, floating in deep space for centuries would definitely drive you crazy.”

“Like him!”  Ivy pointed at the man sitting in the corner.  He looked up.

“It wasn’t the deep space that drove me crazy,” he said, his voice low, calm and polite.  “It was the sudden realisation that I was entirely responsible for the destruction of my entire civilisation, and happy for it.”

Everyone looked uncertainly at him for a moment.  Then Jonny nodded.  “I guess I see what you mean.  Where’s the nearest planet?  And when can we get there?”

“Oxford,” Ivy said.

“Which will take us just under a month.”  added Brian.  “I’ll see to it.”

WARNING.  COMPLETE FUEL CELL DEPLETION IMMINENT.  ADVISE IMMEDIATE REFUELLING. WARNING.

“ETA: September 17th, landing at Folly Bridge Inn, 7 in the evening local time.

“Fuck this machine.”

The Dogstar, Brixton, London, 27.07.2011

by nastyarasputina

Future analysis has suggested that following an altercation that will occur on 24.07.2011 local time, the Aurora will be damaged and will require repair.  Repairs will be conducted over a three day period, during which time the crew will adopt the personae of indigenes of the planet Earth.  This will involve participating in cultural events, particularly a musical fund-raising affair, “Moulin Rage!“.  Any beings sympathetic to the Mechanisms and willing to assist in their continued deception of the local authorities are invited to attend.

The Good Ship, Kilburn, London, 24.07.2011

by The Mechanisms

This is an advance warning that the Aurora will be docking with the Good Ship, Kilburn, London on the 24th of July local planetary time.  Intelligence has been received that the Mechanism’s erstwhile creator, Dr Carmilla, will be passing through at that time, and they wish to have polite words with her.  In Jonny’s case these words may not be polite for long.

Cautious individuals are assured that outright violence will probably be minimal as a strange local custom, involving collecting local forms of money with which to pay for the creation of musical “compact discs”, in exchange for a curious delicacy known as CAKE and entertainment as provided by CN Lester etc., will be coinciding with our visit.